A Spit and Marriage

A Spit and Marriage

I was in my office when my phone rang. It was Mabel on the other side of the department. This is what she told me.

Mabel was sat at the open window of an upstairs bedroom at the Rose and Crown watching the goings on in the street.  A man walked by beneath her. She spat on his head. Putting his hand on top of his head and feeling wet he looked up.

'Did you do that?

'Yes.  Why?'

'You dirty cow!

I did not expect that! Hahahahahaha Yes, I know it’s bad but how could I not laugh? I had to get under my desk so the whole department wouldn’t hear me. Can you imagine the shock of that poor man? And never mind the action what about her owning up? With pride!!!! Crazy.

post  script

Mabel was sat in the upstairs bedroom of the Rose and Crown waiting for her boyfriend who was in the shower. He was a staunch member of a religious sect so there was no hanky- panky going on. He didn't know about her spitting. He didn't know much about what she got up to if anything at all.  He certainly didn't know that every time she stayed at his she phoned to say whether they had, "done the business" or not. Believe me, it was some time before she did and when we got the phone call we went out to celebrate.